You know it is time to reassess your relationship with your computer when.... 1. You wake up at 4 O'clock in the morning to go to the bathroom and stop to check your email on the way back to bed. 2.
Tech Support: "I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop." Customer: "Ok." Tech Support: "Did you get a pop-up menu?"Customer: "No." Tech Support: "Ok. Right click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?
An experiment to uncover the world’s funniest jokes has found that some computer-generated gags can be more amusing than those thought up by humans. The Laugh Lab survey is being conducted through a ...
Scientists at the University of Edinburgh thought they had a brilliant idea. Could they turn a computer into a witty comic? They wrote a software program that mimics the most basic form of humor, the ...
Computer helpline? Every time I log onto the seven dwarfs website my computer screen goes snow white.... Customer: I cleaned my computer and now it doesn't work any more. Repairman: What did you clean ...
What did the spider do on the computer? Made a website! What did the computer do at lunchtime? Had a byte! What does a baby computer call his father? Data! Why did the computer keep sneezing? It had a ...
It’s the week after Christmas, and we finally got (a little) holiday snow in Michigan. My family went sledding this afternoon, and my son got to try out his new snowboard. I’m home with the family now ...